At the local primary school where I worked we had the most lovely lollipop lady called Dot. Dot only recently retired after 35 years of lollipopping service. She was wonderful and the children were most intrigued by her magic 'wand' - she would use this to set off the yellow beacons at either end of the village to warn the traffic that she would be manning the crossing at the start and end of the school day. Most adults were also intrigued by the magic 'wand' too - she waved it under the beacon and it suddenly came on. It was only after I'd been at the school for several months that I asked how it all worked and Dot told me that it was cleverly done by a magnet in the end of the 'wand' - the magnet made the switch connect and the lights came on. I was sworn to secrecy never to reveal to the children how it worked! Dot was a real character and is greatly missed - sadly she has not been replaced.
Well Labour’s “patriotism” didn’t last very long, did it? 🇬🇧