Potential for husband swapping maybe?

I know JUST what you mean about the price of the comics- I try not to look or I wouldn't buy them. They enjoy them though, and I think children should have comics. I used to enjoy reading 'Bunty' and 'Judy' and then 'Jackie' when I was younger

It would certainly entertain the neighbours Galen

What a lovely vision!
Mr P (in the nude) running round the garden, leaping nimbly over bushes in his pursuit of Lepidoptera!
That has made me laugh out loud!

Don't think so anno Mr P doesn't leap around the buddleia trying to catch butterflies.

Have you got him confused with Digby perhaps, phoenix?

I came out of the village shop and got into the wrong car. The chap was very good about it though.

Mr P is a treasure in many ways. He cooks, cleans the oven and brings me tea in bed. he does however snore, although he insists he is actually "purring"

I once kissed my DH on the back of the neck, coming back into a bar from the loo. The look on his face as he stood nearby and watched me was only matched by that on the man I had assaulted! (It did teach me to wear my glasses ALL THE TIME).

Of course!

Well, he can be bloody awkward too. Very frequently!

Whereas I am all sweetness and light.

Yip!

I'd better look after him!

Must admit, I would like someone again to love, honour and cherish
But being very independent, disabled and bloody awkward!
I don't think anyone could cope with ME!*

rosequartz
I can tell you , if I had someone like that!
I would never ever let him go!

not sure I want one of those!

He only snores if he has a couple of pints of real ale, Galen.

He empties the bins, does most of the garden and also does most of the ironing (simply because he thinks I don't do it properly)

On second thoughts, I don't think I will lend him out in case he decides not to come back.

Mine does things, but only if I ask. I would love things to be done without having to ask. Mine is perfectly capable of walking right past the emptied bin at the end of the drive without returning it to its place, let alone taking it out in the first place. I left it out once for three days to see what happened - my son noticed it and returned it so I was foiled!

Don't think mine knows that bins have to be emptied, he thinks it's all done by magic

rosequartz, you mean yours actually empties the bins? Where?

i would not let anyone have mine , he is a treasure and the best in the world , and I love him so much even after 43 years !

Does he snore?

You can borrow mine, Galen, as long as you don't mind being interrupted constantly (I'm on here because I am sulking exasperated.

Fairly well trained but can only cook 2 dishes (one being a fry-up, yuck)

Can I have him back when the bins need emptying please.

Thanks, Nonu! Believe me, he is all yours.

None of you ain"t havin" my old chap !!!

I would have to pay to get someone to take mine away.

As for the rest of you! "You should have gone to Specsavers."

I'm very tempted Galen! It takes mine at least a week before he stops being in work mode, trying to boss me about and alter my routine to suit him. Then just as he relaxes, he is preparing work to go back again. I think you would just the person he needs to put him in his place.