So having let T'Archers slip into the slurry lagoon of indifference I dip my toes back into it this week in the hope of finding clearer waters and what do I find? Ludicrous and complicated plot lines on all sides and voices and characters I no longer recognise, all adding to the steaming compost heap of dissatisfaction piling up behind Brookfield. No wonder that the Big Beeb Headmaster has been called in to put a bit of stick about. Not before time.
Now for a bit of character comment. At last we can put a voice to the big bad developer Julian, or is it Justin? Trouble is he's just too nice and sounds a bit like Father Christmas. Unlike Kate who is back from Africa and not very nice, despite mother's attempts at splashing whitewash around. Daughter Phoebe must be red with embarrasement having her louche, drunken, broken-down old mother back on campus at Felpersham, University of Lost Souls. Coming up is the wedding of the year between Ian and Adam but is Charley preparing to stick something very nasty deep into the heart of their union? Now, Costa Rica, Matt and Linda. Another out-of-Ambridge experience coming up, perhaps, but why bother? Nobody gives a 4x about them. But thankfully Tony is back in the land of the living again, spouting bull. So at least some things don't change!