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NanKate Wed 19-Nov-14 22:04:59

SAGA = Sex Annually Generally August.

Well it make me giggle grin

whitewave Wed 19-Nov-14 22:09:36

As often as that!? Oh I am off to bed with my book I may add.

Galen Wed 19-Nov-14 22:21:28

Not since DH died!
Should I look for a lover?
No!
CBA!

Galen Wed 19-Nov-14 22:23:35

Well, I'm off on a cruise next week?

Never met anyone I'd touch with a barge pole on any to date!

Must have lost the desire?sad

Galen Wed 19-Nov-14 22:25:12

hmm
Porters speech on the Scottish play regarding alcohol?

janerowena Wed 19-Nov-14 22:40:11

Verily I Agree Galen, Right Answer!

Galen Wed 19-Nov-14 22:52:21

Tomorrow and tomorrow creeps on this petty pace to the last syllable of recorded time!

janerowena Wed 19-Nov-14 23:00:03

grin

Nelliemoser Wed 19-Nov-14 23:06:58

The Scottish play again.
My way of life
Is fallen into the sear, the yellow leaf;
And that which should accompany old age,
As honour, love, obedience, troops of friends,
I must not look to have; but, in their stead,
Curses, not loud but deep, mouth-honour, breath
Which the poor heart would fain deny, and dare not.

I can still remember most of the important bits after 50 yrs. Thank goodness for an English literature O level.

Anne58 Thu 20-Nov-14 00:02:35

Um, the acronym that immediately comes to mind is rather rude, and I don't at all agree with!

WIFE: washing, ironing, f***ing and everything else. [cross] blush

NanKate Thu 20-Nov-14 08:39:24

'I am afraid I've got CRAFT'.
'What's that ?'
'Can't remember a f***ing thing'.

janerowena Thu 20-Nov-14 10:41:13

DIET - Did I Eat That? shock

alex57currie Thu 20-Nov-14 11:15:09

Sorry to rain on your rather humorous parade, but mine is FEAR. False Expectations (of) Assumed Realities. It has helped me get perspetive on lots of thing that has happened in my life. Just thought I'd add it here. hmm

Galen Thu 20-Nov-14 11:19:50

LOVE

Living off virtuous expecctation

alex57currie Thu 20-Nov-14 12:16:10

Galen Your acronym says a lot about my mindset grin. That love is the answer to fear. I like it.

NanKate Thu 20-Nov-14 19:19:42

Your comment did make me laugh Whitewave.

janerowena Thu 20-Nov-14 21:37:40

Alex57 I'm afraid I know a very different acronym for fear. I'm not saying yours is the wrong one, I'm just saying I would be more inclined to follow the advice in the one I know. Being even more deep and meaningful and all.

F* Everything And Run!

alex57currie Fri 21-Nov-14 11:53:15

janrowena I have both lol'd and applauded you as if you were here with me. My dh who has a friend visiting has just shut the kitchen door. Do you think I embarrassed him?grin

janerowena Fri 21-Nov-14 11:59:24

My answer to that would be - Sh!

(S*d Him!)