The stage is set for the dress rehearsal of our Panto. The fire curtain has been tested (essential with real welsh fire breathing dragons). The audience is settled -- are you ?
So ...
LADIES, GENTLEMEN, CHILDREN, I HAVE GREAT PLEASURE IN PRESENTING OUR 2016 PANTO. IF FIND THE TITLE CONFUSING, YOU AIN'T SEEN NUTTING YET !
Enter stg lft -- principle boy Enter stg rht -- Welsh Dragon
Trying to put a photo on of my aunt Dorothy Ward. Principal Boy. But can't do it. There's loads of stuff about her on Google. I have mentioned her before on GN, ages ago!
Psst! Director! I know I'm singing Nobody Loves a Fairy when she's Forty, with ann, but I'm also a background tree - Silver Birch to be precise. No, don't come any closer! It's been very windy here in Dingley Dell today and some of my leaves have dropped off! Do you think you could ask wardrobe to run something up for me? Maybe a sparkly purple (long-line) windcheater to go with my beautiful long legs silver bark trunk. Pretty pleeease?
I hear that Tinkerbell has been abusing her position by turning our characters into hunks, for her own enjoyment. I shall get that Hanky Panky to climb the bean to sort her out, I suspect there has been some hanky panky.
Hello all. Tinkerbell reporting for duty. Made it to the top of the beanstalk and found a hen that laid golden eggs, a singing harp and a huge smelly giant. I scattered my fairy dust over him and he turned into Aiden Turner. ? So have been a bit distracted.
So glad my magic worked Falconbird! We'll just have to find another ugly sister. Enjoy your new look.
I just need a tiny bit of notice about a rehearsal . Being the back end of the cow I am late for everything and can't see what's going on for the ar&e covering my face . When's the next rehearsal?
Peter Pan last seen resuscitating the front end of a cow dressed in half of a very fetching pink, purple and orange .costume. Apparently mugged by a bed pan wielding Evil Barron who has abducted the rear end and ran off muttering 'where's the barbecue??'
Hello all, Hanky Panky here again. There are some funny things going on here, just seen this gorgeous girl (legs up to here armpits) wearing the ugly sisters dress, must try and find the ugly sister, she might have been kidnapped (not sure why !). Tinkerbell has disappeared, Mum is nowhere to be found and I saw a nurse chaing the Evil Barron with a bed pan. All very peculiar. AND, where is our principal boy Alladin, perhaps Peter Pan knows, I'll try to find him.