I had a dream....
I'm in the Great British Bake Off.
I was chosen from thousands you see.
The cameras are rolling, the ovens are on
It's Paul, Mary Berry and me.
The timer is on, the ingredients ready,
Now come on old girl, keep your hand steady.
Madeira Cake, Black Forest Gateaux,
I think I'll make mine in the shape of a châteaux.
Cake in the oven starting to rise,
Wonderful aroma, that's a surprise!
Decorated carefully, not much more to do.
Have I done it properly, have I thought it through?
Cake stand on the table with châteaux gateaux atop.
I hope when I take it for judging it isn't marked a flop.
So now the day is over, its nearly time for tea,
And there in the tent after judging, stand Paul, Mary Berry and me.
I WON!!!!
I had a dream....