Uxbridge English Dictionary

Anti-climax: Mums sister’s orgasm.
Barbecue: A line of people waiting for a haircut.
Car park: A boat for fish.
Colony: A Scottish comedian.
Condominium: An alloy used for making extra safe contraceptives.
Custody suite: A trifle.
Drag strip: A transvestite undressing.
Ethics: One of the home-counties.
“5p off”: An Enid Blyton book.
Gonorrhoea: Someone on a boat in Venice.
Goods train: An alternative to laxative.
Hedge fund: A gardener’s savings.
Hippodrome: A place where hippos take off and land.
Johnny Cash: The takings from a condom machine.
Meteorologist: A body builder who makes clocks.
Palindrome: Where an ex-python departs from on his globetrotting tours.
Penal colony: An all-male nudist camp.
Silicon valley: Jordan’s cleavage.
Smegma: A mum who likes Italian fridges.
Snog: A mixture of snow and fog
Tight knit community: A community of tight nits.
Witchdoctor: Consumer review of GPs.
Witch hunt: Consumer review of fox culling.