Are we elderly or middleaged.

Are you mad??? Where've you put the key glass? Down your WHAT??

Well, I'm sorry, but someone is going to have to get it. Yes, I know you have principles glass but you'll get hypothermia sat there!

Got me thermal knickers on Ill be ok

Glass

Only knickers? You will freeze.

.....puff..pant.....help! Annobel, Jeni, Bags! Come back, quick - glass has handcuffed herself to some railings and she's hid the key down her....well I won't tell you where, but you can imagine. Has anyone got any ideas - we can't leave her there - she's singing protest songs and attracting a lot of attention. Help!!!

Thought thats why we are to get noticed.

jeni theres 25% of thermal knickers at M&S they are very warm...............

We really are being noticed now. Don't say a word glass. I will speak to the officer.....Good evening, officer. No, my friend is just having a little rest - we've been busy sight-seeing. Yes, we're fine, thankyou. Handcuffs??? Hahahah....no, those are...err...they're.....errrrr Please don't arrest us! We'll go quietly if you just put your notebook away.

Now look what's happened. NO!!! I don't want to talk to the Daily Mail - just leave us to sort this out will you? Please go away.....!

Knickers thats all I am going to say Offffficerrrrrrr thermal knickers................

We do not speak to ANY paper other than the Times or the Telegraph!
( we have a lucrative contract with them)
No glass! You do not want to be a page 3 girl onthe Mirror! Now behave!

Glass I know I ordered some. They were supposed to arrive today but they haven't!

Thank you officer - I know there is a key somewhere about her person, but fortunately we didn't have to go rummaging. And it's very nice of you not to arrest us. Yes, we're heading off home just as soon as we get our lift. Taxi??? Noooo.....it's a ........erm, it's a car - just around the corner. We'll be fine from here. Yes, we're definitley going..... C'mon glass let's just get in the chariot and put it all down to experience.

'Come gather round people.........de dah de dah dah....!

Ohhhhhhhh somebody's got cold hands

You can speak to those right-wing rags, jeni, I've got the Indy and the Guardian coming along.
Hi there, are you from the Guardian? So pleased to meet you. Can we talk just over there? A photograph? Well, just let me see to my lippy, then I'm all yours...

Through the land, and don't criticise what you don't understand
Your old grandparents are beyond your command!

Well, I never!! We got what we wanted after all!! Well done glass that was a brave (and foolish) thing to do, but it achieved what we set out to do! Looking forward to seeing you in tomorrow's papers - how are you going to explain THIS one?

Where is super Ds he will gives us some coverage in that Ladylike publication

....'cos the times they are a changin'......Hurray!!!

Yehhhhh

Broomstick! Here! Get me home, pronto. I need some nice hot soup and my nice cosy bed. Night all!

Night!

G'night - I'm bushed. I can feel a nice lie-in might be due tomorrow morning x

Night fellow suffragettes

Shout! Shout!up with your?

Ah! Song etc.