Need help re neighbours, who are causing me problems....it's not me!

Ok I have ten balaclavas here....Ana are you in or just observing?
Anyone else bring your own! I have run out of black wool.

My post about bringing Halloween face paint, if no soot, seems to have disappeared!

I have some black and green face paint and some Toy Story walkie talkies which might come in handy.

Only problem is that I keep getting the message 'to infinity and beyond'

(Well we aren't very down to earth here anyway are we? But I feel so much better!) Get 'em retuned, glass.....and bring them

Well the skips are here, but kept out of sight (or site) at the moment...
....waiting to hear from Santa, I gather he's only just got up.

Well the skips are here, but kept out of sight (or site) at the moment....waiting to hear fr

Well I dunno waht happened there, first the last post wasn't visible and then it came up twice - sort of.

Where is everybody? Sign in please!
Change of plan - Santa says he can't come later as he's going back to bed...he wants everyone here at 10pm and will come back at midnight.
SO....10pm is the time.
And after that we will be TOO BUSY to post, so we'll have a post mortem talk it over in the morning!

Well I have my face paint on, all kitted out in black when we off.

Be ready to get picked up 9.30 - 10!

Well let’s see who we’ve got.

Glass and nana with blowtorch and flamethrower….whoo!

Ella, anno and Flickety with pruners, loppers and secateurs – great.
Glamma with night glasses

…and London and maybe Ana too – we will need helpers and haulers!
And two GS….underfeet probably, but whatthehell…..

Hang on - who has ladders?

Me with ladders and killing look!

I've got a container of illegal super-strength weedkiller in the shed - might finish off the stragglers!

am ready what eles do we need or all just do the heavy work

Hi jeni! Hi Ana and london

We just all muck in...when you get here, the first thing is to get those skips in place! Can anyone get here early?

me alie i have nowt eles on

I am here, just caught sight of myself in the window and I look like the Michelin Man who has fallen in the coal scuttle.

That's the look we're going for tonight, glass. Well done!

No-one's going to see much tonight, it's throwing it down now...waterproofs and umbrellas to the fore!
I don't think anyone will be looking out their windows either.

Lovely day night for ducks, as my mum used to say (whoops, wrong thread!)

After Merlin!

I don't know if my flame thrower will work in this rain, so I've improvised a small h-bomb. I got the 'recipe' off the Internet and tested it out earlier (see the 10 o'clock news). Now I just need the name and address please.

What do you need ladders for? I have hijacked a helicopter. Just tell me where and when and I'll pick you all up.

mad, mad

Do we get vodka jellies?

If you bring them, jeni !

OMG nana i hope it's a really small one! We are only trying to clear next door's garden!...but if you must, then....

If no Santa (and I am beginning to think he is still asleep) then we do need a helicopter! Just ask for Alie in Didcot. The police will know....

Only after Mission Accomplished, jeni - otherwise, it could get dangerous up those ladders!

Can anyone get hold of a triffid?

No, not the one at the bottom of the garden next door, the kind of big machine they use to change light bulbs in the street lights - to get the ivy off their roof!