Need help re neighbours, who are causing me problems....it's not me!

anno Your pm doesn't seem to have got to me....I can guess however the general gist of it!

DD's problem was a very small one. Alie sounds as if she would need a tactical nuclear weapon to clear it all, and if she just did the bit by her house it would look a bit suspicious.

My small weapon - my little gardener man - has quite openly got up a ladder yesterday, next to their house, but on mine, and reached over to carve (literally, with a hoe) the ivy off the wall, cutting all the stems from where it has got into my roof!

And all they did was to close their curtains.
Well, at least that bit of ivy should die.

Also, the boss man from environmental health arrived with a colleague and I caught them coming away from next door having got no answer there. So (before the ivy got cut) I let them through into my back to see what the previous woman never saw because I was out.
They took their own pictures of the back view of my house and next door, and the inside of their garden wilderness, full of inflammable wood etc.
So now I will see what happens next.

Well done on the pruning by your gardener Alie maybe you will get some more help now the EV people have some more pictures of the rear of your property.We could always under cover of darkness gather us GNers together to come on a night patrol armed with the equipment to cut the dreaded stuff down for you,then cross our fingers and deny all knowledge.

Already suggested this glamma see post on previous page .... I'm up for it if you are?

Bring 12 skips then!

So sorry nanadog must have slipped past me when I was browsing, I am always up for a good bit of espianage under cover of balaclava's and night vision glasses.

Ok you are bringing the skips then? I will knit balaclavas and get the night glasses....are those the ones that give you reflective eyes? Oo-er!

Well, you could just leave it piled up in their garden. They might not even notice....

That would make the possible bonfire worse! There's enough inflammable stuff there already.....

Here's another volunteer! Me, my secataurs and little bottle of lethal brush killer, he he

That's four of us, any more? Bring your own ladder too.....

alieoxon add me then

I'll come along with my big loppers! Very therapeutic! [sp?]

Six - great! Anyone got any soot?.........I'm busy knitting!

Ok .. Saturday night, midnight, allieoxen's I'll bring the flame thrower

I have two GSs in Didcot who have destructive tendencies. I am sure their parents would hire them out.

Bring 'em on!

"With cat-like tread, upon our prey we steal
In silence dread, our cautious way we feel
No sound at all, we never speak a word
A fly's footfall would be distinctly heard!"

No chance of us lot not speaking a word!

.....sung at the tops of our voices of course

giggling insanely

But absolutely invisible.

The skips I gather will be arriving tomorrow.....by HGB. (Broomstick, of course.)
I'm negotiating the loan of Santa's sleigh, since he doesn't need it yet, to collect everyone!

I have a blow torch if it would help

Heavy duty (and rather heavy) telescopic pruners!