To want to have a famous bum?

I have definitely got quantity....dosent help cos my legs are short so my knees are nearer my bum which makes it look like it hangs further down...

Hmmmm - to compare mine with Pippa's and work out who has the best, it would all depend on whether it was about quantity or quality!

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mine is not bad, according to my wife!!!

Personally I can't see what the fuss is all about but I do reckon she's a bit of a tart (treasonable offence I wonder)?!

Anyway, what bum wouldn't look good draped in a designer dress and only a tantalizing outline on show. Pippa could have cellulite for all we know

Yes, mine is as good as Pippa's - then I wake up!

The one I have has done me ok for 64 years I can't say I am bothered now!

(I am quite lucky as wherever else fat sits on me bum and thighs are not too bad.)

If I could choose any bum I wanted I'd have Doris Day's as it was when she was Calamity Jane. And then I'd be able to go around in buckskins

As a raving heterosexual, I have to say that Miss Middleton's rear elevation is overrated... did you know that Bob Hope used to call Doris Day 'JB'? It stood for 'Jut Butt'...

absent

Weeelll, since I changed to another Pilates class, DH says my bum has changed shape too - for the better! So look out Ms Pippa you may have competition

Stephen Fry said on QI that he could grip Colin Montgomery under his.

I don't think I'd ever have passed the pencil test, even in my teens. Always droopy....

Actually, I have always had a silly boy's bum. Nothing feminine for someone to get to grips with. I wear size 6 and 8 jeans. I've got boobs though, but they are drifting south. Do you remember the pencil test? I could cling on to an entire pencil case, ruler and geometry set (possibly even a typewriter) for at least six months these days. [aarrgh emoticon]

have to wear plasters on my heels..as it rubs them when I walk....otherwise it's a happy smiley bum..

I'll settle with one I have. It's droopier than it was...but then it matches the rest of me!

Shysal, that picture could very well be me..............except that to my knowledge, I`ve never had a pumpkin painted on my bum!

glass That is bound to put you right off your lunch.

absent I now have a vision of you balanced on a chair straining a look over your shoulder

You're right absent, they would never guess La derrière des ouefs a la Grandmere. Who knows it may go viral.. However I have a lot to do, so maybe not now..

LOL and fall off stool on my bum !!!

How would your family – all of them – know it was your bum Grannyeggs, especially if you used a nom de derrière?

Mine is enormous and I expect I could make it famous by posting it on You Tube, but my family would be mortified and never speak to me again.

Mine has decreased alarmingly, to the point where I need to sit on a cushion!Are there any exercises you can do to make it come back?