You've all heard of the man next door to me. Well, today takes the biscuit. His wife had an operation on her R hand, as a day case yesterday.
When she rang him to say she was ready to be collected, he told her she was supposed to be coming home the next day!
When she came home and asked him to help with cats litter tray, he told her that he didn't do 'that sort of thing' and that he was resting as he had been told to slow down!
He is now insisting that her op was only minor compared with his, as he'd had to stay in overnight and was she sure the surgeon had done the right op?
I might add. She'd put all the dates and times in writing for him.
I really think he's losing the plot.
If you bought a potato salad would you expect potato?
Good Morning Monday 4th May 2026



