My DDH is a wonderful, delightful and loving man but he has one habit that drives me to distraction. His pockets are so full in his trousers that he looks like he is wearing saddlebags. Goodness knows what he needs all this
crap stuff for. We weighed them one day and the total was over 5lb.
When he was in hospital last year they needed two, yes two trays for his personal items.
One problem is that the weight of the pockets pulls on his back pocket which in turn rips at the seam. No amount of pleading will make him reduce the contents.
2 x hankies (one for nose and other for cleaning specs)
Key wallet with at least 6 keys inside.
2 sets of car keys
large Swiss Army Knife
magnifying lense (to identify insects etc)
coins, coins, coins
old film case (to pop specimens into)
(sometimes toenail clippers)
I despair, does anyone else's beloved carry such a jumble of stuff around?
When changing from one pair to another it takes an age while he fill the
saddlebags pockets. When he was weighed at the hospital the other week the nurse looked astounded as he emptied his pockets onto a chair.
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