I rather suspect I am.
I was walking my lurcher dog Tinker just now and decided to hand deliver an Easter card at the same time so we were not on our usual route. Tinker - bless her - decided to use a small patch of grass for a poo. I grabbed for my plastic bag and at that moment a motorist pulled away from the side of the road and yelled out of his window 'pick it up!'. All I could do was wave my plastic bag at him as he sped off.
Being a law abiding, sensible, caring dog owner, I have never, knowingly, ignored mess left by any of my dogs. Why could this man not have checked to see what was happening before yelling at me.
Sorry it is yet another 'dog poo' story but I'm all put out and discumnockerated.
What PC computer games do you play?
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