*FarNorth" I read it the other way. Just shows how a war can break over just what someone meant by what they said, doesn't it? There are no non-verbal clues to help when all you have is the written word.
My fat balls bring all the birds to the yard
I'm not a pheasant plucker....
...... Er..... You are joking aren't you?
- a total misquote of my deleted post, which now has added what some people are referring to as innuendo to it which was not at all the case.

. If I was a duck I'd be most disgruntled 