Well, it's more interesting to watch someone's transformation than it is to be forced to listen in to someone else's inane mobile telephone conversation, I say!
I'm on the train.
Nah. Milton Keynes. Yeah.
Wha'? Yeah, I know......no.
He were gorgeous, weren't he?
Yeah, yeah, I know, she were rat arsed......silly cow....
Yeah.
Nah.
And wha' abou' tha' other one....wha'? Yeah, 'im. Wiv the black 'air?
Yer kiddin' me.....nah......and yer know wha'? He's wiv 'er, right?
Yeah, 'e is, I'm no' jokin' yer...no....
I could go on, it's quite relaxing writing that stuff!
Good Morning Thursday 18th April 2024
Being quizzed by chemist's assistant in Boots.