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this morning the postie bringing you a "surprise" parcel 12"x12" what woudl you like to be in it?

(24 Posts)
bikergran Wed 17-Jun-15 09:16:43

I'm sure we will have a great mixture smile I'm having a think?

Teetime Wed 17-Jun-15 09:24:23

A contract and advance for my novel please. smile

Mishap Wed 17-Jun-15 09:36:25

I'd just like to have a morning postal delivery full stop! - it never arrives till about 2 pm.

ninathenana Wed 17-Jun-15 09:41:15

Nor me Mishap

I'd love something gorgeous that I'd bought from an antiques auction on line.

Brendawymms Wed 17-Jun-15 09:41:37

A stack of £50 notes please. All new in their bands in neat piles.

kittylester Wed 17-Jun-15 09:46:32

If I can't have what Brenda's having, I'd love a really luscious, gooey, raspberry and cream cake containing no gluten!

I might come back with a better idea later!

Bellanonna Wed 17-Jun-15 10:16:23

Aladdin's lamp please. And I don't care if it comes in the afternoon

downtoearth Wed 17-Jun-15 10:22:03

was thinking same as Brenda....don't mind if they are used grin

bikergran Wed 17-Jun-15 10:37:43

hmm think and new inflatable friend, I lost my other at the last virtual party! grin

shysal Wed 17-Jun-15 11:28:33

A photo of the close family, not too formal.

rosesarered Wed 17-Jun-15 11:53:25

The 12x12 was just packaging, inside all that bubble wrap was the most beautiful diamond necklace with matching earrings.grin

henetha Wed 17-Jun-15 12:13:05

A round-the-world air ticket, with stop-overs in lovely hotels in exotic locations. And a new passport, - mine has almost expired, - and details of all the amazing excursions planned.

hildajenniJ Wed 17-Jun-15 13:54:43

The deeds, key etc for that gorgeous six bedroom, three bathroom house with the two bedroom, two bathroom cottage in the grounds that we have acquired for all the family to move into.

nannieroz111 Wed 17-Jun-15 15:02:05

I've got an inflatable friend....... I'll post him to you biker. (Can't seem to remember how I acquired him) hmm

bikergran Wed 17-Jun-15 15:18:00

lol nannieroz it's all coming flooding back to me now! smile

chloe1984 Wed 17-Jun-15 15:22:54

I would like my parcel to contain some luxury bath products and an outrageously scented candle please .

AshTree Wed 17-Jun-15 16:02:48

I want my parcel to have one of those clocks that you can turn back. About 30 years would be nice.
Alternatively a 100% guaranteed, foolproof, automatic slimming machine - just dial in the weight you want to be, stand on it, et voila! (I would have to use it somewhere private, though, because my trousers would fall down grin)

Nelliemoser Wed 17-Jun-15 19:01:02

A garden design plan with a promise of workmen to implement it.

loopylou Wed 17-Jun-15 19:50:55

A lifetime supply of book tokens

annsixty Wed 17-Jun-15 20:11:43

A dozen bottles of wine I could never afford, with vintage champagne x2,Barolo x2 and other vintages I don't even know about. Actually 2 could be finest malts, I'm not too fussy.

Judthepud2 Wed 17-Jun-15 21:18:25

Some nice new novels to read please!

vampirequeen Wed 17-Jun-15 21:29:32

Next week's lottery numbers.

nightowl Wed 17-Jun-15 22:06:24

A photograph of my grandma and grandad when they were young, that I asked for when they died in the 1970s and my auntie 'forgot' to give me.

I don't bear a grudge, you understand wink. But I still want it!

FarNorth Wed 17-Jun-15 23:25:48

A device that looks like a tablet but actually enables me to time-travel.

Failing that, I don't mind if it is stuffed with money.