this morning the postie bringing you a "surprise" parcel 12"x12" what woudl you like to be in it?

A contract and advance for my novel please.

I'd just like to have a morning postal delivery full stop! - it never arrives till about 2 pm.

Nor me Mishap

I'd love something gorgeous that I'd bought from an antiques auction on line.

A stack of £50 notes please. All new in their bands in neat piles.

If I can't have what Brenda's having, I'd love a really luscious, gooey, raspberry and cream cake containing no gluten!

I might come back with a better idea later!

Aladdin's lamp please. And I don't care if it comes in the afternoon

was thinking same as Brenda....don't mind if they are used

think and new inflatable friend, I lost my other at the last virtual party!

A photo of the close family, not too formal.

The 12x12 was just packaging, inside all that bubble wrap was the most beautiful diamond necklace with matching earrings.

A round-the-world air ticket, with stop-overs in lovely hotels in exotic locations. And a new passport, - mine has almost expired, - and details of all the amazing excursions planned.

The deeds, key etc for that gorgeous six bedroom, three bathroom house with the two bedroom, two bathroom cottage in the grounds that we have acquired for all the family to move into.

I've got an inflatable friend....... I'll post him to you biker. (Can't seem to remember how I acquired him)

lol nannieroz it's all coming flooding back to me now!

I would like my parcel to contain some luxury bath products and an outrageously scented candle please .

I want my parcel to have one of those clocks that you can turn back. About 30 years would be nice.
Alternatively a 100% guaranteed, foolproof, automatic slimming machine - just dial in the weight you want to be, stand on it, et voila! (I would have to use it somewhere private, though, because my trousers would fall down )

A garden design plan with a promise of workmen to implement it.

A lifetime supply of book tokens

A dozen bottles of wine I could never afford, with vintage champagne x2,Barolo x2 and other vintages I don't even know about. Actually 2 could be finest malts, I'm not too fussy.

Some nice new novels to read please!

Next week's lottery numbers.

A photograph of my grandma and grandad when they were young, that I asked for when they died in the 1970s and my auntie 'forgot' to give me.

I don't bear a grudge, you understand . But I still want it!

A device that looks like a tablet but actually enables me to time-travel.

Failing that, I don't mind if it is stuffed with money.