Just a note on dog poo scooping 
Some poo bags are titchy and just useless, I use nappy sacks which of course have the nice little handles to tie the doings up. I put my hand right inside the bag so that it is inside out over my hand up to my wrist) pick up the offending item, turn bag right way round, then tie the handles. Even in the pitch dark it never rarely fails. Another idea might be to have a few lightweight disposable gloves (like NHS use) and after you dump the poo bag, bin the glove in a regular litter bin, peeling it off inside out in case there are traces on the outside.
Final observation, rather like nappies, one's own baby DC and DGC's nappy changing, no prob, but other babies? Maybe. In the same way I feel no revulsion at clearing up after Grace or my granddog, but "strange" dog poo on shoes? Eurgh!!!!
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