If you change sheets often and air the bed every day for a few hours with the windows open then there is no problem and my mattress is definitely not disgusting its fresh and dry. I cannot for the life of me see why a bum touching a sheet is any more disgusting than feet for instance we have clean bums in our house.
What age did you reach your current height?
What was the name of the corner shop you went to as a child?



(but not a hallowe'en hat)

