NINATHENANA WHERE ARE YOU? I need someone to navigate
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Plans for the Virtual Christmas Sleigh Ride/Beano are being cobbled together. As it's a Christmas Day event, I'd suggest 25th December would be a good day for it?
To pull the sleigh, so far I've managed to enlist Paxo and Stuffing, two chickens from next door, they desperately don't want to be next door on Christmas Day
but I do feel a few more little beasties would be beneficial, so if you know of any who wouldn't mind being harnessed up to do a bit of pulling, please bring them along (or perhaps you'd like to give it a go yourself)?
Elves are being difficult to enlist. None of them will work on a minimum wage and are demanding triple wages (what with it being Christmas). Any suggestions here?
Shall we break the journey up into sections? Perhaps starting at Inverness c12.00am, stopping off at a hostelry 12.15pm (followed by a communal wee stop (after around 5 miles - c12.18pm)? Using this criteria throughout, I reckon we'd hit Lands End at around 11.00pm 30th December, just in time for New Years Eve celebrations
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These are just my thoughts to what I hope will be the beginning of a madcap Christmas Day journey, that only the likes of us GN'rs can achieve, all suggestions (mostly) gratefully received
EVERYONE'S WELCOME TO JOIN IN AT ANYTIME. WE'LL BE PICKING UP THROUGHOUT THE COUNTRY, THROUGHOUT THE DAY...COME AND JOIN US
I managed to hitch everyone up to the sleigh, apart from the TE, who'll be snatched off the washing line on our way past (hopefully minus saxaphone
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Right! "cluck, cluck, he-haw, woof, neigh, grumble".....WE'RE OFF!
(Calling winifred01 - do you need a hand up? Erm, I don't think we're in Italy.
"SO HERE IT IS, MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY'S HAVING FUN...
WE'RE ON A SLEIGHRIDE....SO WHERE IS EVERY ONE.....UUUU..UNNN???
Plenty of room left, I think they're all to busy stuffing their faces or had to much already
Have some tidings of comfort and joy from me, wot - hope you're doing OK 
Hic
Right! Where's the sleigh??? Where's everyone? ninathenana? Perhaps we could have a sneaky look round Balmoral
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