Standing in Boots, waiting to pay, I notice one of those stands promoting a new product. Invisible condoms. As the queue moved slowly forward I mused dear sisters. How do you put it on if it's invisible? How do you tell you've actually put it on? And does it confer invisibility on that which it encloses? And if they prove successful, what other products might become invisible?
Anyone fancy a tory 'dream ticket' of Johnson and Farage?