AIBU to think condoms should not be invisible?

Pity he's not invisible Whitewave
That would have saved me willow500 from one of the most embarrassing events of my life (I've recounted it once on GN and that was enough" and also the time I lent my car to a son, then a while later had a mobile car cleaning man round...

Am reminded of the naivety of youth back in the early 70's when my husband ordered a gross of condoms - he thought it was a dozen - never did get through them all . If they're invisible how do you find them after the event !!

Anyone seen the Steve Bell image if DC?

If they are invisible, how do you know that they are actually in the little packs at all ?

It could be the latest case of miss-selling. But could you bring the invisible to court or would you have to prove they are not - and how would that be done? Methinks a can of worms (no I am not insulting men generally ) has been opened?

Not my problem.

surely the problem with condoms is not the visibility but the tactile quality? glad I'm past all that. Thank you menopause.

Like others I can't see what you are getting at

Maybe they could combine their advertising with
"Should have gone to Specsavers"?

"I'm wearing one, honestly darling!"
"But I can't see it!"
"It's an invisible condom. Don't you trust me...?"

hmm

When I read the title I thought you were going to protest at them being on display in shops

I suppose, it's meant to make the couple forget it's there and that they are 'performing' as nature intended although after the fact of application I'm not sure that theory works

I can't see the point either. After all when - oh, never mind!

suppose you keep mistaking those multi-coloured dishwasher tablets and washing machine detergent globules for sweeties do you?

Elegran two minds with but a single thought!

grandmac I was caught like that in the chemist's but I actually asked what they were! They all laughed like drains and then I began to wonder if I had been insulted!

Just before Christmas I was wandering round the supermarket and saw a large basket full of colourful packages. Thinking it could be some little things for the grandchildren I started sifting through them. But I couldn't work out what the packages contained. Until suddenly I saw the word 'Durex' and realised. Quick look round to see if I'd been spotted by any neighbours, followed by a nifty trot down the aisle. Don't know if these were the invisible sort but the packaging was rather attractive!

Only discomforted because all my neighbours know I am widowed!!

It is so that the emperor can keep them hidden in the pocket of his new clothes.

Jess

Sounds like a gimmick to me!

Grumppa, quite!

Can't see the point.