About every 5 minutes! Have been totally addicted since the first IPhone I got about 5 years ago! Emails, texts, Facebook, Twitter, news, word games- you name it I look at it! Only time I don't is if I'm minding my GC. My new 5 month old baby GD wriggles so much she's a handful without looking at the phone! I realise this is a bit OTT! I do get annoyed when people I send texts to or try to ring never seem to look at theirs! Just can't understand it I suppose! 
Morecambe and Wise - the lost tape



If I text and they don't answer then I call them again and give them abuse
Mrsmopp