That us GN's have missed out again!

What, what, OK, yes, awake now and standing to attention, Kateykrunch Sir, Ma'am!! . Figures to date are 30, but that doesn't include Starbird and Katek, who haven't actually said they are coming, just that they would prefer a cruise. Lilylilo has commented, but not signed up. Apologies if the numbers are a bit hazy, my abacus beads broke and I had to resort to pen and paper.

Auntieflo, Auntieflo.....wake up! I need that count, sharpish, come on now, chop, chop! (Yes of course they are the Tangfastic ones, I know they are your favs).
Further Roles as follows:- Cherry - Rounderupper and General DB. BLinko - Ironing (just in case I, I mean we need any doing). Bluekitchen - Sex Advise (ooooer). Trisher - Monitor. Bambam - Tutter (loud as nec). Heather - Police Negotiator. Daisydo - Planning.
Dates and times coming soon.

Wow! I wouldn't mind a feel of his biceps trying his hat!

Greyduster tell your friend that the Spanish have a Foreign Legion and their hats are very fetching, as is the rest of the uniform!

Kateykrunch, the power is going to my head, ? and are the Haribos the Tangtastic ones? I do love those. Just had visitors for lunch and a long chat, catch up time, so am sleepy now. Dishwasher is on, so I may snooze for a while. Only wake me if it is urgently important. ????. Oh, and before I forget, do we need lie down beds for the flight? ✈️ ?

Notice there's no Voltarol in the goody bags ! You keeping those 100 extra large tubes for your personal use then KateyKrunch ?

B****r!! ?. My friend did so fancy that hat!

What a shame Greyduster and nobody told you that the Legion was disbanded years ago, did you already pack??

My request to dessert is for rhubarb crumble and cream.?

Katey I will submit my request to dessert immediately, in triplicate, signed by the newly appointed 2i/c. I am joining the Foreign Legion to forget! What am I trying to forget? ? Blowed if I can remember now! Good luck, Ladies, remember me in your cups prayers! ?And thoughhhh, I goooo, to fight a foreign foe, I knowwww etc etc????

and I wonder who or what Greyduster is running away from?. Life, the universe and everything, gilly. Auntieflo ?.

Oh I want a role - PLEASE! Can I have a whistle to attract everyone's attention when we are out and about. I am taking an umbrella so I can hold it aloft to lead people (I have been there before don't forget). Just give me a role - I want to wear a badge and be important helpful!!

RIGHT, to clarify....you will not be needing any wellies or duffle coats! These items are on the BANNED LIST with the goats and chickens! THIS IS A LUXURY TRIP. Greyduster, I don't know what to say, I have not received a 'I dont want to come' letter from you. There is no need to smuggle booze, room service is at your command. I am currently detailing roles....Auntieflo = 2nd in Command (if anything unfortunate happens to me, please investigate Auntieflo). Gillybob = Tech Support (she knows how to cross thro text). Lemongrove = timekeeping. Mancgirl = Frivolities. PinkPeony = Medic. Thanks to Gillybob for Tena supplies, these will be provided in the Goody Bags (total outlay for Goody Bags is currently £1000.00 per person - Tena, Gucci, Prada, Haribo, Walkers, Pandora). More Roles will be dished out as I see fit over the coming hours. BTW - Auntieflo, have you counted everyone up yet?

Do we have a date yet?................OOOH I can't wait...............I've packed my case with cold weather/wet weather/hot weather/any old weather stuff! Actually can't lift it at the moment so will have to repack I think. Maybe 1 pair of wellies is enough or I could travel in 1 pair, same with the duffle coats.............Lots to think about!!

I wouldn't call joining the foreign legion "another trip"

Sounds a bit drastic to me (fancy hat or no fancy hat) and I wonder who or what Greyduster is running away from?

Greyduster, did you ask permission from bossybootsKateykrunch, about defecting onto another trip? And what's more, your short arms, deep pockets will be no good in the desert. You'll fill up with sand and sink yourself.

I so agree...i won't watch those programmes anymore....just a gang of celebs having lovely, free holidays which they can well afford!
Altho i do love Joanna Lumley's trips.
And Prunella Scales on her canals jaunts.

Yes ... I get that lemongrove it is indeed .

Speaking of which, Mastermind beckons

Life is too short Gillybob ?

It's okay lemongrove no need to be so if you chase back through the thread all will become perfectly clear easier to understand .

Grandma2213 I am cloud appreciation person as are many others. Keep him interested. My DGSs is a bit young yet.

Gillybob

Please can I come? Hope I'm not too late to join the trip of a lifetime. Love a dance, music and a cocktail, so maybe I could join the entertainment team to organise the evening frivolities. Not as a leader you understand, I know my place. Can speak a bit of Spanish if that helps in Prague?!!

I'm sorry Chapesses, I can't go! A friend has invited me to run away and join the Foreign Legion with her - she fancies the hat! Not sure about all that sand, but hey!