I greet magpies too but our youngest daughter invented the 21st century PC version "I salute you Citizen Magpie, you and your significant other if applicable"!
I love peacock feathers and lilac too much not to have them in the house. But not buying fish on a Monday is just sensible as fishermen don't go out on a Sunday (except Peter Grimes and he came to a bad end).
Remember The 1976 Minister for Drought?
You must be old if you have a purse or a wallet.
What medical conditions seem more common now than when you were growing up?



