Don't worry about an invite Jalima I'm sure you won't be noticed mingling unobtrusively 
with the royal gang. Just practice how they speak ya, and remember to ask for lavatory definitely not the toilet. I'm sure you could manage the York wardrobe admirably Ab but the tabloids are looking forward to bitching about how awful she and sister look so you don't want to spoil their fun - do you 
You must be old if you have a purse or a wallet.
Am I just being impatient and mean? New PM
