AIBU to expect men to wash their hands after going to the loo?

Yes I remember years ago a friend saying, never use the first sheets on a toilet roll, as previous user may have touched with dirty hands. Amazing we are still alive and kicking eh?

I use toilet paper as a barrier between my hand and whichever "part" needs wiping.
When I was a nursery student many moons ago there was a notice in the sluice room that said “ Remember, toilet paper is porous” . Funny the things we remember!

:D It seemed to me that this is necessary)) every time

PECS, Well, if I did get sick I did not attribute it to shaking hands or being kissed by any of those blokes, but of course I did not realise that they were not washing their hands then. Anyway I always wash my hands before eating, so I would have washed off any germs before the meal. I am doubly careful now and if I see any of the named men heading my way I take care to avoid them.

As for those funny words, I have never heard of any of them, except for volvo and bits!!!
Pussy is best. I suppose it got called that because of how it feels when you stroke it. Come on! You've all done that, haven't you?

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annaram frou frou,
minnie, bits, .. or as DGD2 used to say volvo

You hsve met with these chaps for a while. What ill health do you think you have suffered as a result of contact with them so far?

What is a common babyish word for a lady garden? I can only think of pussy, which is rather cute, don't you think?

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I understand from popular culture that most ladies dont have a garden anymore, it's been grubbed up!

Hate that "ladygarden" thing! Not sure why.

It's twee GoneGirl.

Hate that "ladygarden" thing! Not sure why.

Maggiemaybe....of course, you can use any words you like. I merely stated that I personally find certain words "willy" being one, babyish. My comments were directed at the OP. Bless you both, and all of you who like any babyish words too

Annaraml..... haha. Is it time for your medication?

Spontaneous encounters? Shades of Apple Tree Yard!

Tummies, boobs, titties, bots, bums, willies, dicks, and other rude things too numerous to mention to you, Lynne. I hope you are over 21. I expect you are quite shocked.
My doctor always calls the stomach a tummy.
Who cares? Who gives a damn?

By the way, to those who think penises are just as clean as anywhere else, actually the nether regions are more likely to harbour bacteria than anywhere else on the body.

Or as they say on Mumsnet, lady garden. Even better.

Front bottom is splendid!

Nothing momb. It's a friendly word. What's wrong with "front bottom" come to that? . This thread has moved into farce now.

Tummy?? What is wrong with tummy?

Not sure why I'm now being targeted by the thread police, Lynne59. But like most adults, I use whatever words I want, without seeking the permission of random bossyboots on the internet.

aw, I bet you also use words like "boobs" and "tummy" too. Bless.

Maggiemaybe....aw, bless you

sodapop.....I wasn't harsh at all. Willy IS a babyish work for an adult to use. Penis is a completely suitable word to use for everyone on here.

Its me again and if I want to use the term willy instead of penis I will. So there.

Good for you, Annaram1!