2hrs of Sex!!!!!!( lighthearted)

^what's wrong with two minutes'?

After the thread about Jeremy, Jeremy and Boris this is (almost) too much.

Many moons ago one of the men I worked with told me that women were capable of experiencing orgasms lasting up to 40 minutes! I replied I would be probably be dead after the first 2 minutes.

2 hours? Blimey I've only to mention sex and suddenly he has a urgent job to do at the far end of the garden!

I have my ways and means to keep the garden looking good

Doodle
I agree with Lilypops time to bring out War and Peace which I never got round to reading.

Doodle, what kind of books have you been reading?

Having dyslexia means I often misread things. I read the OP as saying a new position is available for men that works for two hours. I was visualising some form of harness contraption suspended from the ceiling ?

The old joke:
She: And you're a rotten lover.

He: How can you tell in two minutes?

As long as I'm not doing anything the next day. ??

Those where the days!!!!

Thank you Bridgeit, your post has brought back many happy memories.

Oh, this takes me back to the night of Saturday 16th March 1963 - my (first) wedding night. Coitus interuptus was provided by friends from our Reception ringing the doorbell at 2am

Just looked at the list of threads on Last Hour Page:

Ann Widdicombe
2 Hours of Sex
Cling Film
Eyebrows
I think I'll feel better if I return to my home town

. . . . . well, it made me

Oh the memories!

Perish the thought

lol Septimis 2 minutes no but maybe 3 would be fine lol

I agree , what is wrong with 2 minutes? That's 1hr 58 minutes wasted when we could be sleeping / down the pub / watching footie

It'll never catch on.

There is a limit to how long I can think of England. Could I extend it to the British Isles and possibly continental Europe?

Well, he'll be spending the last hour and 59 minutes on his own!!

Ann ??

Love that Ann!

??

We could not only look at the cracks in the bedroom ceiling , but find a plasterer online, get a quote and arrange a day to get the job done.

Ohh the very thought,,.... ?

I could get my book finished!!!!

Is that 2 hours continuously?