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2hrs of Sex!!!!!!( lighthearted)

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Bridgeit Thu 04-Jul-19 16:07:39

Apparently there is a new potion available for men ,which allegedly works for 2hours .....2hrs, what wrong with 2mins😳?

Namsnanny Thu 04-Jul-19 16:25:25

Oh good grief!!
All about the men again.

What I want to see is potion that makes men look at 65 year old women with the same reaction as they do when they look at a 20yr old!!!!

Too much to ask?wink

Pantglas1 Thu 04-Jul-19 16:29:57

Wow - that long Bridgeit.... !

Bridgeit Thu 04-Jul-19 16:33:14

Ohh Pantglas1,😄

kittylester Thu 04-Jul-19 16:47:46

Is that 2 hours continuously?

Lilypops Thu 04-Jul-19 16:52:18

I could get my book finished!!!!

Bridgeit Thu 04-Jul-19 16:52:40

Ohh the very thought,,.... 🥵

annsixty Thu 04-Jul-19 17:06:36

We could not only look at the cracks in the bedroom ceiling , but find a plasterer online, get a quote and arrange a day to get the job done.

Bridgeit Thu 04-Jul-19 17:10:19

🥴😄

callgirl1 Thu 04-Jul-19 17:10:45

Love that Ann!

grannyqueenie Thu 04-Jul-19 17:11:59

Ann 😂😂

Septimia Thu 04-Jul-19 17:12:01

Well, he'll be spending the last hour and 59 minutes on his own!!

M0nica Thu 04-Jul-19 17:17:19

There is a limit to how long I can think of England. Could I extend it to the British Isles and possibly continental Europe?

GrandadShaggy Thu 04-Jul-19 17:21:28

I agree , what is wrong with 2 minutes? That's 1hr 58 minutes wasted when we could be sleeping / down the pub / watching footie

It'll never catch on.

vena11 Thu 04-Jul-19 17:30:30

lol Septimis 2 minutes no but maybe 3 would be fine lol

nanaK54 Thu 04-Jul-19 17:35:06

shock Perish the thought

Nanny27 Thu 04-Jul-19 17:42:36

Oh the memories!

Squiffy Thu 04-Jul-19 18:14:32

Just looked at the list of threads on Last Hour Page:

Ann Widdicombe
2 Hours of Sex
Cling Film
Eyebrows
I think I'll feel better if I return to my home town

. . . . . well, it made me grin

Fairydoll2030 Thu 04-Jul-19 18:23:42

Oh, this takes me back to the night of Saturday 16th March 1963 - my (first) wedding night. Coitus interuptus was provided by friends from our Reception ringing the doorbell at 2am grin

Esspee Thu 04-Jul-19 18:31:36

Thank you Bridgeit, your post has brought back many happy memories.

GrannyGravy13 Thu 04-Jul-19 18:36:12

Those where the days!!!!

BBbevan Thu 04-Jul-19 18:38:01

As long as I'm not doing anything the next day. 😳😳

eazybee Thu 04-Jul-19 18:40:32

The old joke:
She: And you're a rotten lover.

He: How can you tell in two minutes?

Doodle Thu 04-Jul-19 19:44:59

Having dyslexia means I often misread things. I read the OP as saying a new position is available for men that works for two hours. I was visualising some form of harness contraption suspended from the ceiling 😊

annodomini Thu 04-Jul-19 19:48:00

Doodle, what kind of books have you been reading? shock