Since the enforced incarceration, I have to admit to visiting the DM's "sidebar of shame" and there they all are, the usual self promoting culprits. My husband is another who frequently rolls his eyes at the omnipresent Amanda Holden, and whilst she is indeed annoying, I have to confess my own bete noire is none other than VB, particularly all the family stuff she posts via her Instagram. During the lock down we were treated to a glimpse of her in her Marigolds, ostensibly doing some housework in the Cotswold 2nd home, yeah right! and naughty David had drawn a willy on one of them how risque of him
Meanwhile, her four very unremarkable children are constantly paraded by her showcasing some amazing talent or other. I feel particularly sorry for her little daughter, who unlike mother, looks really nice and smiley and every drawing, piece of writing etc. etc. is put up for public scrutiny. Oh for heaven's sake let the poor kid grow up in peace.
Then as Chestnut mentioned, there's shouty Gordon and his tribe who have decamped to their mahoosive 2nd home in Cornwall, generally pissing of the locals parking his Chelsea tractor all over the place.
Meanwhile over the other side of the pond, Goopy Paltrow was bemoaning the fact that lock down had impacted on her sex life and she was in therapy. Oh for god's sake this load of bollocks comes from the woman who has given the world a candle that allegedly smells like her own vagina 
Then there's that staggering tower of talent Gemma Collins who is apparently filming one of her tv specials, yeah me neither! and putting the crew in danger by doing so
because what the world needs now is more of Gemma Collins!
My own personal favourite was from some footballer or other, can't remember the name unfortunately footballers don't interest me enough. However, this clown addressing his fans telling them to stay indoors and not mix, whilst he, all the while was simultaneously indulging in orgies with call girls. You couldn't make it up!
However, one small mercy, as you have already said up thread Callistemon, a lack of edicts, from the planet sized brain that is Lily Allen, she's probably saving it up though!
It's entirely my own fault for reading all this garbage, locked up and going stir crazy, that's my excuse!