Nobody wins Nobel Peace Prizes better than Trump! Believe me, he will win the best Nobel Peace Prize ever and make Obama pay for it! Donald Trump is a man who understands we need global warming because sometimes it's freezing outside! He just starts kissing and grabbing women, it's like a magnet, he's a star so they just let him do it! If Ivanka wasn't his daughter, perhaps he'd be dating her, that's how great of a man he is! The only difference between him and other Nobel Peace Prize candidates, is he is more honest and his women are more beautiful. He's the greatest president God ever created!
I may know far too many Trumpisms.