Another Bumper Christmas Catalogue has just arrived. The main theme this season is "personalisation" for practically everything, but a brief skim has not turned up toilet paper.
Just think; you could have as many rolls as you like, "personalised" with your worst enemies' names and finish with a Royal Flush!
Any Rain Anywhere, Or Are We In A 1976 Timewarp?
Are we growing accustomed to the heatwave?


