Another Bumper Christmas Catalogue has just arrived. The main theme this season is "personalisation" for practically everything, but a brief skim has not turned up toilet paper.
Just think; you could have as many rolls as you like, "personalised" with your worst enemies' names and finish with a Royal Flush!
How can I deal with this rude guy?
Good Morning Thursday 14th May 2026
When Is News Not Really 'News'?
When a political leader lies on their CV - can you trust them?


