Another Bumper Christmas Catalogue has just arrived. The main theme this season is "personalisation" for practically everything, but a brief skim has not turned up toilet paper.
Just think; you could have as many rolls as you like, "personalised" with your worst enemies' names and finish with a Royal Flush!
King Charles caught in a torrential 5 minute downpour yesterday on the royal Caribbean tour.
Does anyone have a really simple diet plan?
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