Nannyjulesrules Thu 08-Oct-20 18:56:22
I love your wife's tattoo,*Spangler*! Are you a fan of 'What We Do in the Shadows'?
Had to Google: "What We Do in the Shadows." How out of touch am I? If ever there's a witchy thread I will share a story that sealed her reputation as a witch.
Before she retired from the NHS my wife saw a patient whom she described as Goth or maybe Punk. The young woman had many tattoos and body piercings, she also had her hair dyed green.
In the surgery under sedation. I had better explain, the patient had severe abdominal pains, probably appendix, so, in the surgery it was discovered that, how shall I put it? The carpet matches the drapes. Her pubic hair was dyed the same green has the hair on her head. On her abdomen was a tattoo of a notice board, on which was the inscription:
"Keep Off The Grass!" The surgeon, not being devoid of humour, wrote, using a surgical pen: "Sorry, we had to mow the lawn."