I always fancied a Charles Rennie Mackintosh rose on my ankle, so my children bought me a stick on one!
DH and I went to the second marriage of his cousin.
She walked into the registry office in a stunning wedding dress.
My very prudish mother in law was beaming at her niece, until she saw the back of the dress.
It was backless and the fifty year old bride's back was totally covered in a huge trailing, Rennie Mackintosh tattoo.
I though MIL was going to have an apoplexy, especially as her niece was always very prim and proper!
Ethel, it's your body! It's no-one else's business.