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Isabel46 Fri 26-Aug-22 15:40:55

Am I the only English-speaking mother and grandmother who objects to the use of the word ‘farting’? It seems that most people find it hilarious.

I was watching ‘Come Dine with Me’ recently and one of the male contestants confessed that his wife does it in front of others- not funny, I thought - and nothing to brag about!

Baggs Sat 27-Aug-22 10:15:39

I seem to remember that a certain friend who had a bowel operation not too long ago was told that farting was a good sign that things were working.

Objecting to an Old English word that exactly tells you what it is, is just silly. Dislike the smell by all means, but the word? Ridiculous.

Childish really.

MissAdventure Sat 27-Aug-22 10:05:02

It is childish, but enjoying childish pursuits is recommended as a healthy way of keeping your mental health and other things sound.

Baggs Sat 27-Aug-22 10:01:47

lovebeigecardigans1955

It's a bit adolescent, isn't it? But then some people never really grow up, do they?

And some people can't help it.

MissAdventure Sat 27-Aug-22 09:57:49

I did once tell a gp that I have always been quite farty, and he typed it word for word into google to look up what might be wrong with me.

Caleo Sat 27-Aug-22 09:56:01

It's not a word I use, and I never watch television comics who think 'fart' is funny. It's nicely onomatopoeic , and it's a pity these old terms are not used in clinical settings.

MissAdventure Sat 27-Aug-22 09:54:24

I always feel a bit uneasy with toilet humour.

It was very frowned upon in my family, and my daughter used to get unreasonably cross about it, too.

MissAdventure Sat 27-Aug-22 09:51:59

grin

Grannynannywanny Sat 27-Aug-22 09:51:00

That sounds better value MissA ?

MissAdventure Sat 27-Aug-22 09:50:48

It's not as nice as a blow off, though.
I'd take a blow off over a fart, anyday! smile

JaneJudge Sat 27-Aug-22 09:49:07

Fart isn't a swear word confused

MissAdventure Sat 27-Aug-22 09:47:39

Grannynannywanny

At risk of lowering the tone, does anyone remember when public toilets had a coin operated slot on each door which required a penny?

I remember going to the cinema in the early 60s with my school friend and her mum. I always regarded her mum as rather prim and proper. Until we all visited the toilet before our bus home. She came out of the cubicle and declared “Here I am broken hearted, paid a penny and only farted!

Here I sit, mean and artful,
Paid a penny, did a cart full!

Aldom Sat 27-Aug-22 09:45:47

I had a childhood friend who referred to passing wind as.... Letting Polly out of prison.

Grannynannywanny Sat 27-Aug-22 09:45:29

At risk of lowering the tone, does anyone remember when public toilets had a coin operated slot on each door which required a penny?

I remember going to the cinema in the early 60s with my school friend and her mum. I always regarded her mum as rather prim and proper. Until we all visited the toilet before our bus home. She came out of the cubicle and declared “Here I am broken hearted, paid a penny and only farted!

harrigran Sat 27-Aug-22 09:31:17

I was an adult before I even heard the word fart. It was not in common usage when I was a child obviously or not in the co pany I kept.
I was a nurse and the words used at work were passed wind but at home it was letting off.

Dickens Sat 27-Aug-22 08:21:38

Blossoming

Everyone farts Blondiescot. Some people just like to pretend that they don’t!

... I don't... the fairies come in the middle of the night and take it all away grin

Ali08 Sat 27-Aug-22 01:20:18

Passing wind, pharping, letting one off, pumping, letting rip....when you next do a smelly one say, "Can you smell popcorn?" And watch everyone take a deep sniff of the air! grin

halfpint1 Fri 26-Aug-22 21:38:13

Someone who worked in a retirement home referred to the passing of wind as a 'botty burb'

Serendipity22 Fri 26-Aug-22 20:56:09

Blossoming

So, not only do I have a disgusting bearded husband but I use disgusting language and I sometimes do disgusting acts in front of others, courtesy of bowel cancer and surgery. Thanks Serendipity grin

!!!!!

In what part of my post have I mentioned illness? I was just replying as others have with their personal take on the matter, i most certainly didnt mean to offend anyone and I am truly sorry if my post did. flowers

Blossoming Fri 26-Aug-22 20:44:09

Everyone farts Blondiescot. Some people just like to pretend that they don’t!

Blondiescot Fri 26-Aug-22 20:41:27

Well, as someone who has a chronic bowel condition which means sometimes I just can't help but FART, I'm quite happy to join you in the 'disgusting' club, Blossoming!
As my dear old dad used to say 'better out than in'...

Blossoming Fri 26-Aug-22 20:36:56

So, not only do I have a disgusting bearded husband but I use disgusting language and I sometimes do disgusting acts in front of others, courtesy of bowel cancer and surgery. Thanks Serendipity grin

Serendipity22 Fri 26-Aug-22 20:32:28

I loath it, its weird because all my working life I have been a carer and so it was a daily occurrence but it never once bothered me, but to talk about it, joke about it or find it necessary to it infront of other, I find it beyond disgusting.

angry

Jane71 Fri 26-Aug-22 20:09:07

Nothing wrong with the word, but I find toilet humour rather childish.

lemsip Fri 26-Aug-22 20:04:06

when we were children and visited my old aunts they used to say 'you'd better be popping off now' when they had enough of us, we used to splutter with giggles which they had no idea why!

Blossoming Fri 26-Aug-22 20:01:48

Well I did tell you all I’m common in another thread! grin

Being the youngest of 5, I learned lots of words from my big brothers…