Once , when I was at work ( I am a GP ) I was wearing trousers.
Half way through the day one of my senior colleagues noticed something dangling out of the right leg of my trousers.
It had obviously been there all morning!
I pulled ....and pulled .....and pulled.
Slowly ,oh so slowly, before my embarrassed eyes and those of colleagues, a pair of yesterday's tights appeared. They stretched as I pulled eventually popping out ,leaving me with them swinging in my hand !
I swiftly rolled them up and walked off to my surgery, head held high !!!
For those of you who are wondering why I was wearing tights under trousers at all ,it was an extremely cold winter that year. !