Oh no, stillhere, the thought of wearing something like that! I feel your mortification
. I remember hinting that a wanted a new swimsuit for my birthday when I was about 10. What I really, really wanted was a sleek, black, stretch nylon 'regulation' swimming costume, which seemed very modern and grown-up to me. What I got was an elasticated cotton thing, green printed with seashells and crabs. I had to pretend to be pleased with it, but I was so disappointed 