How many Grandads do we have?

Right....men were quiet because the football was on !! ...Summer house seems a good idea, then those that wanted to spend time in the 'shed' male or female could do so....but once your choice is made thats it ...as someone once said "Dont come a knockin when the shed is a rockin" Think it was Lil that said it..

Or even

[Grin]

Whatever you say, nellie!

Oh yes nag matron knows best it isn't domination it is part of the treatment meted out to sauce boxes who don't know their place

Dominatrix nellie!
Is this allowed under the new guidelines?

nellie holds the key and will lock the saucy buggers in if they don't behave them selves....they will get a court martial....I'm with the sister hood.
I have had a change of career and now am Matron after using my nursing skills over the last few days and will be preparing a nice big enema for them so they suffer from any more verbal diarrhoea

Behave boys or I will slap your legs

Agreed! But!

Probably sulking in their shed.
Sorry - couldn't resist! They are lovely gentlemen.

The (gentle )men have gone very quiet?

Yes Jacey - any user - I said females because I was riled about being referred to as 'gels' and reading that the gents were going to 'look after us!' Grrrr!

But, yes - let's move on and have some decorum!

Sorry Anagram crossed posts

How about ...agree not to be patronising to any user?

Then perhaps everyone will be happy?

or we could just move on?

Yes - and of course it works both ways!

I'm happy with that

Oh dear, we're in danger of being as oppressive as the behaviour we have complained about. Can't we call a truce and just start afresh with an agreement not to be patronising towards the female users on here?

Quite. They will try to woo her with (probably false) promises of virtual drink and sex, and then leave her weeping with a virtual hangover when they get bored.

It is our duty to show nellie the wicked way these men have. She is obviously naive, the poor young innocent mite!

nellie holds the key, though - will she show solidarity with us, or will her head be turned by the likes of gramps and Pete?
BTW, what's happened to Pompa?

Blimey! Grandads - you seem to be treading on dangerous ground

If we can keep nellie off the thread, we could boycott it until they learn some respect for us gran's?

Yes, the other threads can be on our terms if that's the grandads' rule! (how come all of a sudden, rules are being imposed?)

Yes, you're right, Jacey!

Perhaps it's we who shouldn't be here! That'll learn 'em!
Leave them to their own devices (or just vices!).

Yes. But we built it! I object to being patronised by either male or female GNers!
(give them an inch and they'll say it's 6")

jeni Anagram ...I thought it was called 'Grandad's shed'?

Perhaps we should have 'The Lady's Summerhouse'?

Yes! The Shed is a privilege, not a right!