How many Grandads do we have?

You are our tenants!

While the cats away anagram..... Right fresh start when...... One thing to remember, 'Our Shed, Our Rules' !

It's starting to feel rather uncomfortable round here with all these 'gents' patronising the 'gels.' How about a fresh start, you men?

Yes - none of your patronising man-talk in here, if you don't mind, gramps! Look at the trouble you and Pete get into without nellie to keep you in order....

These ladies do NOT need "looking after"
It's normally the men who need it![cross]

Good morrow to you Ichabod6, Sir. (We like to be polite to "newbees".

Come in and help us look after the Ladies.

Take your shoes off - they are very fussy about GETTING DOG POO ON the Axminster!

Hiya Pete,
Where did Andy spring from. Was he hiding beneath "Big Jean", the urn?
What was Nell bending over? Backwards?

Must go to see how the story is progressing!

i'm a grandad who is new on here
and I like to drink pints of good beer
Is this a wine bar I've found?
Or are others around
who drink beer and stout and strong ales
and single malt whiskey and eat meat pies
and chip butties?

Well done gramps that should do it. Lots of ladies in the 'lounge' at Lils today, keep hearing high-pitched screams and cries of "Come on Andy"....puts you off the darts. Oh and if you see nellie dont be bending over !! .....

Oh dear Nelly
I see you're a bit of a poet,
There is wit there,and we know it.

So glad to have you back,
Pete and I have missed your whack!

We really are good lads you know,
To Ladies all, our affection show!

We try to share a merry jest,
To ease the probs. upon your chest!

At DIY I'm not too good,
But you should see my "bodge'd" wood.

They have been a pair of reprobates by the sound of it,I am making notes be warned am fulfilling my nursing duties at present,have learned how to administer an enema so pete and gramps better behave thank you all for your lovely comments missing you and my lovely soop enjoy your time with your wee manxxxxxxxxxlove u all

Pete and gramps If you both think for one moment that naughty nellie is oblivious to your recent shenanigans...think again!

gramps .....Nellie has returned! Best cancel the party and keep quiet about your goings on in the 50 grey hairs forum I'm off to lie low at Lilo Lil's back room and keep my head down

nellie That's our girl! Gransnet is all the better for the likes of you. Your sense of FUN is infectious...and I loves ya!

gramps a rhyme for you from me
There was a man called Ghandi
Who into the pub for a shandy
He picked up his loin cloth
To wipe off the froth
And Lilo Lil said
blimey that's 'andy

Phew am knackered worn out.....any wine left for little ole me.....missed me little gang of merry men and womenxxxxx

gramps have we any Champagne at the back of the shed? Think a small party is called for! Anagram your invited!

I'm saying nothing!

Only if he satisfies my desires?

Night, jeni (I hope you're not propositioning Pete )

I'm tired!
Work tomorrow!
Champagne would be lovely to come home to!
Forget the extras
Just the caviar which I adore!

Night all!

ANAGRAM - a name within which to conjure,
I fail even with kiddies crosswords plain,
Me poor old mind's a-wander.

My post was in reply to yours, jeni - for the avoidance of doubt!

There once was a young fella called Clem
Who tatood on his head with a pen
when his friends asked him "why?"
He replied with a sigh
"I thought it would help me learn ZEN"!

Quite right too!