How many Grandads do we have?

Nonu "full of their own opinions" ? That will never do, dear me, best get off to the 'shed'....fancy playing out nellie ?.......

ANAGRAM love it , long may it continue they should know where they stand ,

Yes!

In the shed! (or with Nellie)

Pete and Gramps aren't like that, Nonu - they know their place!

. aDo we really care how many grandads out there , I suppose we are all the same grandmas or grandpas , don"t want to be pedantic but a lot of grandpa"s re full of their own opinions and regard the "little woman" as a bit dopey [tee hee]

Must keep a steady hand soop ! Does your mind go blank as you paint or do you hear Rolf Harris' voice inside your head saying "Can you tell what it is yet"..... ;o

Pete STOP IT! I've a portrait to paint. Must hasten back to serious pursuits!

nellie All this rain has left the stream, by the old mill, flooded! I couldn't get across to the pub last night (not with gramps on my back) So I think "Loose Lips Lilly" has been having you on.......She does pull a good pint mind and her food is not bad, does amazing things with pork sausages....

nellie I'm sure that you "doss" with style. Thanks for message re "Donald" ['twas a shock to learn that he was virtual!]
Nine Kintyre missed out when torch came to west coast of Scotland. Such a shame. Mull of Kintyre would have made a great tune to accompany it along the peninsula.

Nine, the flame is coming this way at the weekend. Unfortunately it seems to be going through Stockport at the crack of dawn! It did the same thing at Macclesfield (I live between the two towns) on its way to Merseyside a few weeks ago.

Now I feel all guilty,as I am dossing about today and doing nothing more energetic than lifting my tea cup

Ahem.....is it me or is it getting a bit warm in here. Moving on... Just thought I would let you all know that I have been converted. It happened at 8am this morning - in the high street. The rain was coming down in sheets and in the distance through the mist a very wet, bedraggled granny wearing a white shell suit came running up with a beaming smile... yes folks it was her time to shine carrying the Olympic torch!! I was quite moved ...by the crowd who gave the lady such a welcome in the pouring rain - quite deafening it was. Lets hope that the rain will have run out by the time the games start....I'm quite in the mood now.....anyone up for a jog, its just stopped.

nellie Pete Gramps Started my day wearing a huge .

Spoke to Lil this morning...now as you know am not one to gossip,she sad that she had the silly ole buggers chaps from the night before.....you'll never guess what they did....come closer I have to whisper.....

You can't trust those testes, nellie

Don't think so....testes said so.....

gramps is fine and dandy after flying the flag and having a kip...least that what the text he sent looked like Too wet for manouvers tonight so I said I will meet him at Lilo Lils for a game of pool later. No firearms only cues *nellie welcome up till closing time.....private party after time......

Mumps?

Handling swollen goods ?

soop mentioned it earlier!

"A titter ran through the audience". Could this be the same incident?

My friend George says that is not a good idea....he was arrested for that

I hope gramps isn't trying to raise the flagpole in the latrines!