How many Grandads do we have?

pete nellie

Now all the young ladies who live in a killahoo
Are all wearing bustles like their mothers used todo
They each wear a bolster beneath their petticoat
And leave the rest to providence ..
And paddy mcginty's goat.....

Mind the ditch on the way home whilst out on manouvres I spotted a disturbance in the undergrowth....

You're slowly but surely getting the message, Pete. Enjoy your beer and the match. Cheers! [or as we say in Scotland, slainte!]

No excuse soop but I never approached her behind Will heed your advice in future....off for a beer before the match, should be safe there!

Serves him right for creeping up on me mid manouvres I seem to remember a few days ago he promised not to approach me from behind.....

Said pat to himself of goats milk I'll have me fill
But when he bought the nanny home
He found it was a Bill........

Glory be...Pete you've no excuse for finding yourself in a deep ditch. I told you to beware of that little tinker boots nellie - keep well away from the shed. If she corners you...I cannot be held responsible for the outcome

Nellie I'm sure Paddy and the goat will be very happy, I now smell like a goat, after over night stay in the ditch, so its a shower for me.....

pete Pete PETE wake up have you been in that ditch all night......come and see what Ive found...

Patrick Mcginty an Irish man of note,
Fell into a fortune and bought himself a goat......

Sorry nellie lol Yes I was just admiring your manoeuvers from this ditch I've fell in

Ssssshhhhhh Pete I am on night manoeuvres .

Can't find the shed anywhere..but have just stumbled upon a commando in the tulips...think I'll stay here for a while! Will I be ok soop ?

Nag

nellie - you're so quick!
(Except, I suspect, when you want someone to catch you!)

I am often chaste jeni.....and sometimes I let him catch me

Chastity belt rather than control pants I think!

Who for nagI am still commando.....come tip toe through the tulips with me.

nellie - time for the control pants again!

Come tip toe through the window,through the garden,that's where I,ll be......

...and keep a watch out for that nellie...

You are not alone Pete, outnumbered - Yes, but not alone. And we do have a shed, you just need to hunt at the bottom of the garden for it.

I seem to be a lone Grandad .....Shedless to boot...