How many Grandads do we have?

Thanks Pete! c You are a treasure. Cant get away tonight - Wifey wants me no, not like that! See you in Nells. So pleased she is back!

Pete

gramps Lil emailed me and, cut a long one short, I've found myself, via the toilet window, back in the pub ! Plenty of beer left...pool table on free-vend..So get your backside down here !! Don't forget to knock 3 times or twice on the pipe and I'll open the side door.!!

still

Nellie has been responsible for making my sides ache with laughter. There is not a grain of malice in her. Please come back to us.

It seems that Lil's pub has been closed down as it was being run as a "disorderly establishment"......just a pity some people can't keep their noses out.

The pub was in darkness tonight....

I'm beginning to think your pub (can't recall the name) is far too racy for an innocent like me .. not sure if I'll ever get used to watching Lil squeeze a lemon into to my G&T without my eyes watering!! .. or would I be best to make the DOG & FLANNEL round the corner my local?

No. Beige doesn't do it for me!

Weren't they?

soop - are you saying that you thought all those shenanigans were autobiographical?
Mr A would be surprised...

Anagram...there is nothing wrong with XXX-large Sloggis. I always buy three sizes larger so that I can fool myself into believing that I'm losing tummy blubber. To be honest, I did think that you were the character, Ana. I thought to myself, cor, hasn't Anagram got a super imagination. That naughty Nellie really should write a book. She has a razor sharp wit.

I'll post one of my derriere!

Since you haven't posted a photo of yourself, how do we know youre not lying?

Yes, I blame that notso for naming her herione after me!
However, I don't wear XXX-large Sloggis, so it can't be me.....

Don't go there, jeni - once you've sampled Lil's lethal hot toddy, there'll be no way back to normality...

Lil said would you like a hot toddy jeni she could make you one that cures temporary memory lapses,by obliterating your memory all together....

I was confusing Ana from porn thread with Ana!
Just put it down to senescence!
No insult intended Anagram

They always ask for a Bloody Mary Ana..

Especially for vampires!

Far too dangerous nellie ...

No I'm not jeni can Lil help you at all...

This is true peteshe almost employed Dawn which was dangerous to those who liked to get up early...

Erm? Are we confused?