ghost wrote her book, my English aint that good gracesmum! I quite like Hugh too, and agree about the haircuts, the 1970s retro hippie thing wasn't a good look. Believe me when I say I'm not Hugh's mum, my boys went to the local comp not Eton, and in spite of my youngest having a good degree, he still occasionally says "fink and firty" for think and thirty, don't think you'd hear Hugh's lovely modulated tones making such ghastly lapses! I haven't read his mater's Good Granny Guide, but will pop into Waterstones and see if I can't have a sneaky look at it. Oh and another thing, I don't have a double barreled surname, or at least I didn't the last time I signed my name! What a lovely overstuffed mouthful Fearnley-Whittingstall is, sounds like something straight out of the 1930s, reminds me of a documentary I was watching about Edward VIII when it was revealed that he nabbed a friend's wife, the friend went by the sublime name of "fruity Metcalfe"