Well, Anya I will stick MY neck out and say that cucumber sandwiches HAVE to be served on bone china plates, and not only that but they MUST be in the shape of fingers, (with all crusts taken off) and I'll fight any manJack of yer that sez different! 
Expensive free range chicken was tasteless!
Equality and Diversity Laws, should these be scrapped??
I feel like I lack basic general knowledge





