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Morgana Tue 31-Jan-17 16:06:08

My D D is wondering what names to use with her D D for her 'bits' . The proper anatomical names seem a bit much for a 2 year old. I know it sounds ridiculous but we can t remember what words we used to use. Any suggestions?

Elrel Wed 01-Feb-17 16:33:36

In some primary schools children refer to their 'private parts' which covers the situation for both sexes. Unfortunately it was often used as 'Miss, he kicked me in my private parts!'
I never thought of 'crotch' which is clear and accurate for both sexes too.

gillybob Wed 01-Feb-17 16:33:03

There is a horse in the Aristocrats called Frou-Frou and I always wondered why the girls tittered and asked for the scene to be rewound so they could giggle between themselves. Until I finally twigged that they thought the horse was called Foo-Foo (or Fou-Fou) which is their name for girly bits. smile

Elrel Wed 01-Feb-17 16:24:25

When bathing her DD a friend referred to washing 'tween your legs' which I thought was clear but couldn't really be a name.
Weewee used to be used for both urine and where it came from, I haven't heard it for a long time though. I like the French foufou as it doesn't, in English, mean anything else.
As well as Miffy the rabbit there is a picture book called 'The Last Nunu' - this is about getting a child to give up their dummy!

chicken Wed 01-Feb-17 16:08:37

Twiddly bits!

Neversaydie Wed 01-Feb-17 15:35:46

Front bottom in our house

Mair Wed 01-Feb-17 15:35:00

'my lady garden '
Eeuwww! Thats repulsive! Full of flora and Fauna!

travelsafar Wed 01-Feb-17 15:14:08

I have heard it refered to as 'my lady garden '!!!!

notanan Wed 01-Feb-17 14:55:20

agree re Miffy - its a toy based on a book/childrens cartoon

Kid in nursery goes to staff member and tells them an older kid was "playing with my Miffy" in the play tent - staff member likely to think it's an arguement over the toy and tells her that "it's nice to share"

That's why (amongst other reasons) they need to know that it's a vulva.

Crazygrandma2 Wed 01-Feb-17 14:52:45

My GD uses lady bits, private bits, front bottom.

M0nica Wed 01-Feb-17 14:46:35

I used the anatomical terms; penis, bladder, vagina etc with children from the start. 'Penis' is as easy a word to say as 'willie'. It is straight forward and simple to use the technical terms.

There are so many other words for genitals, few of them used generally. I would not know what someone was talking about if they started talking about a 'nu-nu' or a 'miffy'. To me Miffy is the name of a bunny in a child's book.

Most of these words are euphemism's developed by people to prudish or embarrassed to be straight forward about talking about the genital area that all animals have.

gillybob Wed 01-Feb-17 14:45:26

My (very prudish) mum never referred to any "private" body parts at all. To be honest I am not sure how she got through her whole life without having a word, (any word) for male or female parts. If she was forced into saying something she would just say "down there" and point confused

My DGC have always said Foo-Foo or Willie.

LilyBlue Wed 01-Feb-17 14:40:44

This has reminded me of the time I was in a shopping centre toilets.
A mum and her little daughter aged about three were in the next cubicle.
The mum told the little girl to hurry up.
The little girl said 'Wait, mummy, I haven't wiped my vagina'.
She sounded very indignant but so cute. I had to smile.

Bijou Wed 01-Feb-17 14:31:57

When my children were little seventy years ago those things weren't mentioned much but girl's were fannies and boy's winkles.u

TriciaF Wed 01-Feb-17 14:29:50

Like absent, I don't think we were told names back in the 'olden days'. Our boys called theirs a tool, can't remember what the girls called theirs, probably fanny.
Remember the Faraway Tree books? The children were called Dick and Fanny - it's been changed now, for PC purposes.

Bluebe11 Wed 01-Feb-17 13:57:49

My daughter had 2 older brothers, so at nappy changing time, son number one said " it looks like a peach" so a peach it was for evermore and we still joke about it now !
My daughter in law took her sons swimming, they moaned about going into the Ladies changing room. They told my son " it was awful Daddy, we saw 4 ladies boobs and 2 ladies bums, but luckily we didn't see any vagina's" !!

Swanny Wed 01-Feb-17 13:48:41

When I was a child it was always referred to as 'front bottom' and I can remember being laughed at in school about it, as the other girls all had pet names for theirs. My DGS has a winkle (as did his dad when young) and calls his testicles giblets! Breasts he refers to as boobies and all nipples are boobie nuts. Nu-nu was his baby name for a dummy too.

The posts about having a Volvo and driving to work in a vulva are brilliant grin

Sheilasue Wed 01-Feb-17 13:23:54

Waddle for my d and winkle for my s, my gd calls it Minnie.

Emelle19 Wed 01-Feb-17 13:19:11

Our DD's was a sprinkle - the DS's was a tinkle smile

Tokyojo3 Wed 01-Feb-17 13:14:17

It's always been a Mary in our house! I had a Northern mother and I think it's a Northern term! My daughter called it her Banjo!

CariGransnet (GNHQ) Wed 01-Feb-17 12:46:40

The vacuum cleaner I think - caused much confusion in our house grin

AlieOxon Wed 01-Feb-17 12:28:54

Anyone remember what the 'nu-nu' was in the Teletubbies? Interesting!

Lewlew Wed 01-Feb-17 11:46:22

Chewbacca That's hilarious!

Maybe it's why we say re-jeana in the US, and va-gina for our anatomy! grin

inishowen Wed 01-Feb-17 11:35:26

My daughter called breasts, Dundee for some reason! The name is still used in our house.

GrammaH Wed 01-Feb-17 11:28:54

My 3 year old GS has a tadgerbacker!! Heaven only knows where that came from!!

Rosina Wed 01-Feb-17 11:27:47

Not really on the subject but a 'reverse' joke from an earlier response; a neighbour told me her sister was rather posh, and had an expensive car; 'She drives around in a vulva' she announced. I had a rather odd picture in my mind.