DD1 in 1970, Miscarriage in 1971; DD2 in 1973. Urine sample to Doctor each time and phone a week later for result. First test came back negative, but after a month and still feeling sick and tired I had another which was positive. Both my babies were back to back and all my contractions were felt in my back and down the back of my legs. Both times the staff insisted I was not in Labour, had not dilated and were going to send me home. Then suddenly my waters broke, flooding the delivery room and they realised
that I was in advanced labour. With DD1 they went away to fetch Gas and Air machine and seized by one massive contraction, baby shot out, over the end of the delivery bed and bounced like a yo-yo, head down on her shiny bright yellow and black cord, which looked like an electric flex. I thought I was hallucinating. I was badly torn and got a row from the midwives for pushing before they had given me permission to do so.
Birth No. 2 was similar, except that I had experience and directed them to my back to monitor the contractions. They overdosed me on Gas and Air and pethidine, such that I was well out of it, then took the G & A away and with one mighty push DD2 burst out. I was torn from front to back passage and to add insult to injury, the registrar packed both passages with gauze to stem the bleeding, sewed me up tight like a virgin and could not then get the gauze back out.
I appreciate that no two births are the same, but found both of mine quite bizarre and nothing like I had been told to expect.