Well, what lovely people you are..... and BL72, that was a very thoughtful offer. Can I file it in my memory bank, I’m sure there’s another event in the offing. Brilliant idea to tweak an existing song
I checked out all your suggestions and Pam Ayres googling eventually led me to a poem Fifty Shades of Grey from a husbands perspective. It’s very funny .... slightly risqué. There’s a four letter word “ti-s” in it and I’m wondering if would offend sensitive ears. I hope not as they are a raucous lot ....
If I took the word out, it wouldn’t rhymne with the previous line “.....bit”.
Anyway, thanks again, big help xxxxx