Grandad ... "I think they should divert far more of them down onto the A303 that would solve our problem." No thanks, the 303 is busy enough already as it is, but such a prettier drive.
Confession time, I fell in love with a French man on holiday, got as far as getting engaged, ordering the dress etc. My mum disapproved saying, "marrying a foreigner never works", (she was Welsh and married an Englishman!), so I gave up on the idea and came home.
To be honest, coming from London, I had visions of turning into a Madame Bovary in the French countryside after a while anyway!