So I managed to assemble my Ikea Poang chairs for the conservatory, admired them, and went in to eat. Returned to the conservatory to find a panic-stricken blackbird clinging to the top of a blind. I shepherded it toward the open window (Can't they recognise a way out in front of their eyes? It had also ignored the door, which was wide open.) It shot out, and loudly described its ordeal to its mate on the garage roof.
It had left several calling cards. Those on hard surfaces cleaned up easily, but the canvas on one of my new chairs has dark stains which I can't remove. Has anyone any suggestions?
AIBU To Be So Annoyed at the Stupidity of This
Father's Day Sunday — nobody makes cards for this type of dad
Granddaughter delaying period, advice please


