Life of Reilly/Riley

They both realised that all you need is love so they decided to take their girlfriends for a weekend at the Hotel California.

Last time I saw Ron he was running down the back street singing "My Ding a ling" with George Formby, I asked what they were doing and George said " off to clean some windows"

I think we should ask Ron.
What should we do Ron, Ron, Ron, de do Ron Ron?

Don't ask Layla, she's on her knees.

I don't know. Let's ask Ernie (who drives the fastest milk float in the West)

Why why why Delilah was Dan so Desperate ?

Hey, what's Fred getting up to there in the back seat?

He needs to get back to moving furniture.

Cassandra's too busy prophesying.

Don't believe a word she says!

Will she be bringing Venus in blue jeans?

So will Mustang Sally

Don't worry, Job's comforter will be along shortly

... and Layla's got him on his knees

Anyone on here met Brother Chip ? Anyways, Sylvias Mother said Sylvia’s busy - too busy to come to the phone.. apparently

He's being a Jeremiah and it is so depressing.

I think you'll find Cecelia's breaking his heart

All of this before you can say Jack Robinson.

And the Pope's Catholic

Sad to hear that Charlie’s dead.

Lilo Lil would have something to say about that!

I don't Adam and Eve it!

Happy as Larry, though.

He's a real Smart Alec

Is that round the corner and up Jack's a**e?

It's raining over Bill's mother's.

I'd ask Simon but he's a bit simple.....